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Today, we will learn true facts about the Penelope.
The Penelope is distinct from the common pig, in that while the pig is known for being extremely fat and eating constantly, the Penelope is known for eating constantly and being extremely fat. As you can see, they are completely different.
The penelope is capable of eating up to four times its weight in junk food each day. This is distinct from eating four times its weight in anything else, because junk food is not known for being especially heavy. Except for rock candy. The Penelope enjoys rock candy.
A group of a hundred Penelopes is known as a dollar. Because of this, another name for the Penelope is the 'Penny'.
Wait, that doesn't make sense...
If you're ever cornered by a Penelope, then you are most likely going to become fat. On her. After she eats you. Or maybe she'll just stuff you full of candy and make you fat that way. Either one works.
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, forever ago: ---
Today, we will learn true facts about the Penelope.
The Penelope is distinct from the common pig, in that while the pig is known for being extremely fat and eating constantly, the Penelope is known for eating constantly and being extremely fat. As you can see, they are completely different.
The penelope is capable of eating up to four times its weight in junk food each day. This is distinct from eating four times its weight in anything else, because junk food is not known for being especially heavy. Except for rock candy. The Penelope enjoys rock candy.
A group of a hundred Penelopes is known as a dollar. Because of this, another name for the Penelope is the 'Penny'.
Wait, that doesn't make sense...
If you're ever cornered by a Penelope, then you are most likely going to become fat. On her. After she eats you. Or maybe she'll just stuff you full of candy and make you fat that way. Either one works.
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Mile-Wide Weight Milestone
I hit another weight gain milestone recently—400 lbs! I gained a hundred pounds in barely over a year, getting wider and wider and wider... I feel like I gained a bunch of weight for hibernation and then didn't hibernate so now I'm just this massive heifer. My thighs feel like they're at a 1:1 scale with actual thunderclouds. sw: 125 lbs cw: 400 lbs gw: 550 lbs net gain: +275 lbs Congratulations, encouragement and playful jokes about how fat I'm getting are delicious~
MASSIVE Weight Gain Update~
So, I've been eating...well (and also got diagnosed with lipedema, which explains a lot), and my weight has swollen up to 355 lbs. I got so big that I am like, SSBBW levels of fat. I legit need to take up two seats in any situation because of how wide I am. Moving around is a harder than it used to be (I gained like 75 lbs in 8 months, none of it is muscle), I can't do stairs without huffing by the time I'm done. I feel like such a whale, but I still want to eat more, be more. sw: 125 lbs cw: 355 lbs gw: 400 lbs
Super-Size Queen~
I've been gaining a lot of weight in the last...year and a half... ...and I got so chunky and spoiled that I'm up to 300 lbs now. sw: 125 lbs cw: 300 lbs gw: 350+ lbs gain: 175 lbs I am a hippo. The idea of eating makes me hungry now. I'm not trying to gain weight right now, but I am entirely fine with it happening and I'm 80% sure I will be fatter at the end of October than I am now. It's a very freeing feeling—I am a whale now, gaining weight is just going to happen. I don't even have to try. One of my favorite treats came in season early this year, I am definitely going to ripen more by Halloween. I do consider myself super-sized now, so I wanna see SSBBW instead of BBW if you're doing fatty phylogeny. This is the best, I feel like I made a breakthrough, ya know? ——— Congratulations, encouragement, and/or fat jokes are mandatory.
Whalezilla Weight Update
So a couple months ago I posted about some weight stuff: Update: sw: 125 lbs cw: 280 lbs gw: 280 lbs for now, 350+ lbs eventually gain: 155 lbs I got even fatter since that last update—I hit my goal weight! I'm 280 lbs! I ate everything I could get my chubby little hands on and gained eleven pounds. I'm so heavy now that I like, feel the difference a lot when I'm moving—my footsteps are really thumpy now. You know that thing in Jurassic Park when the T-Rex is coming and the water in the glass shakes? That's me now. I'm almost 25 and I'm 280 lbs, lil' baby Penny would be so proud of how much of a lardass I am now
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Very interesting... 