Hot as Heck, Fat as Fuck!

Due to some kind of cosmic shift, edition change, and/or comic book style continuity reboot, Amandine Allure, as previously seen <a wytiwyg="1" href"fav.me/d955gxp">here, has undergone some design changes. Most notably, she is now red, plumper, and juicy like some kind of tomato. Unknown to most, she is the resultant child of a particularly debauched demon orgy, with probably at least half a dozen demons contributing to her genes, including at least three Archfirends, one Pit Lady, a succubus, and an oil lobbyist. 



I got fat from eating mortals, okay? It's not my fault that they're so fucking tasty! Binge eating on you humans is the leading cause of juvenile obesity in young demonesses like myself in these allegedly modern times. If you're going to conjure me, draw the pentagram extra-extra-large, okay? I have a full figure, if you draw a standard one, my fat ass is going to get stuck, and then you'll have to pay extra for me to do what you want since I'll be in...a less than charitable mood. I have a hard enough time not fitting into my leather pants as it is without underwear or some dumbfuck thinking they can fit a demoness of my diameter through an anorexic keyhole. 

If you ever want to make a deal with a real cute demon for some sweet power, revenge on those assholes you hate, or if you want to dodge your taxes or cheat on your partner or whatever, give me a call, kay? Or if you need someone knocked up, for some reason I can make anybody enceinte by rubbing my tailspade on their tummy. 



If you ever summon Amandine, you need to offer her an ungodly amount of junk food up front. On top of that, play to her vanity, gluttony, and luxury. She's generally fond of being told she's fat and/or pretty, even though she knows she's both of those things. She smells like hot sauce, cigarettes, and hot leather. 

She is a sweet girl, as far as beings made of pure Chaos and Evil go. Plus she's kinda cute and has no concept of shame. 


Art by | Grizzly-Bear-Joe101

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