Christmas Breakfast Massacre

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*URP!* I ate like...I don't even know, but at least 3000 calories at breakfast. Belgian waffles loaded up with strawberries/honey/maple syrup/confectioner's sugar/oozy syrupy blueberries. Cheesy hash browns. A whole grapefruit. About seven fatass bowls of cereal. Some cheesey scrambly eggs, probably at least four eggs worth. Some ice cream. More Christmas cookies than I bothered to count. I even swallowed three sticks of after-meal gum. I am STUFFED. 

I'm gonna rest in bed until my tummy settles, then pig out even more. <3
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You're going to be massive within a year.